NEW MOVIE ALERT: CALL OF THE WILD REVIEW

THE CALL OF THE WILD




Yes, we know Buck is a CGI dog.

If you saw what Buck did out in the Yukon in the snow, the spring and the water, you'd understand that no dog could go through, and battle through, what Buck did.

Basically, Buck's Superman. Or he's SuperDog.

Anyway.

But with Buck, you cry at the bad things to happen to him (there are quite a few of those incidents), and you cheer his bravery (there are quite a few of those incidents).

It's pretty simple.

At the start you work out that it's a CGI dog that's stealing food, being a general pain in the behind, and then getting kidnapped. And a little noise starts in your brain telling you: "HEY! WHY WATCH THIS? IT ISN'T EVEN A ****ING REAL DOG?"

Then you follow him through the Yukon as he's leading the pack and the post, and then as he's by Harrison Ford's side, and then the rest of the cool stuff.

You know that the world around him is generally CGI, but do you really, really care?

After all, your job in the movie munching the popcorn is to enjoy it. And you're having fun. You and the wife are shedding tears left, right and centre because you've got a beagle and you're superimposing Buck's good, bad and ugly.

And by the end of it, Buck is man's best friend, his inspiration, and the reason why you're sprinting back to your own dog, waiting for cuddles, the kisses, and the hugs.


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