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Quarantine Movie: Varsity Blues

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"West Canaan. Sex and football. That's all there is...."  Varsity Blues is your typical football movie. High school quarterback. Comes from nowhere. Nasty coach. Team comes from the blue. Last-second heroics. Super-hot high school girls. Drinking. The town cares about nothing else. Texas. James Van Der Beek's Moxon, the quarterback who's come from nowhere to lead the team, on the back of former QB (the late Paul Walker)'s injury. All he really wants to do is sit on the sidelines, read novels behind playbooks, and revise to go to Brown University. He's got some friends, which include his idiot wide receiver friend Tweeter (Scott Caan), and most of all, his obese friend Billy Bob (the late Ron Lester), who spends most of his time chugging things, be it beer, whiskey and, er, maple syrup. If you've already seen this then read on....if you haven't....look away. THE GREAT BITS We loved Mox's brother, who's 'spiritual...