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Donnie! People are scared!

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Anyone who saw the latest poll on consumer confidence should know one thing: The American people are scared. A friend of mine said: “If the American people can suffer some short-term pain, the DJT will go down as the greatest President has ever had”. To invoke a line from Speed: “Pop Quiz, Hot-Shot…When have you ever known the US population to be willing to take some short-term pain in the last 60 years?” For me, I don’t think they’ve been willing to do that since World War II, and that’s saying something. So when the Consumer Confidence Index — a key measurement of how people are feeling about their pockets (basically) — falls to 98.3 and down 7% since last month. People are fearing a bloodbath. For their homes. For their wallets. For their futures. “Of the five components of the Index, only consumers’ assessment of present business conditions improved, albeit slightly. Views of current labor market conditions weakened. Consumers became pessimistic about future business conditions and...
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LETTER FROM AUSTRALIA: SCREW 'DEM BULLIES

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The guy who bullied me at my secondary school was c**t.  He picked on the weak. I was on the end of his nastiness for the best part of 5 years. I wasn’t the only one. I saw him very abuse a woman while she was in the midst of an eating disorder, to threatening to punch someone smaller and weaker in the same year. I remember it clear as day: The guy was scared out of his mind. Fast forward – sweet Lord – nearly 30 years – and he’s apparently married, and he married a very gorgeous woman. It didn’t surprise me, because he was able to be exceptionally funny and charming. Except that his humor was aimed at making other people feel miserable (“Satan can charm anyone, baby!”)  Some years after he contacted me to send his condolences about my recently-deceased wife and to apologize for his behaviour towards me, if you can count an attempt as a justification of his actions with"I WAS BULLIED TOO,  YOU KNOW" would have led to a great reaction (Note: It didn't), around the tim...
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Twisters gonna be fun!

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This piece contains spoilers. If you haven't seen 'Twister', you need to relook at your life choices. And then watch it.    The first time we saw the trailer to this was before Super Bowl 24, and it gave us a sense of "Why in the hell are you ruining a good thing?" However this year, it's become a little more prescient.  There have been a whacking 864 tornadoes this year, ranging from the ones that don't hit anything (Thank God!) to the one that leaves a city without power for nearly a week (Hello Houston!).  The reasons why Tornado Season is getting worse and worse, which is why a movie like this will almost certainly be a little bit of fun in the madness. The old one simply wasn't that. It was simply: 'This is a nasty motherf**er, and we're going to do our best to understand it".  The woman on a mission (Helen Hunt) was someone who'd seen it "miss this house, and miss that house, and come after you", and he's joined b...
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Timmy from Jurassic Park would survive nuclear holocaust

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In the past/future when I die, I want to come back as Timmy from Jurassic Park. Timmy, the annoying-as-hell little kid who runs around after Doctor Grant (Sam Neill) because of his brilliant significance as an author, isn't just a survivor. He's one hell of a survivor. Let's take them one-by-one. 1) He doesn't get eaten by the T-Rex, even when he really should do (and quietly, I wanted him to). He manages to defend himself against a 31,000 lb dinosaur by kicking up a window, and keep doing that. While we're at it, he doesn't drown in the mud, either. 2)  He doesn't die by falling car....and the pulls off one of the great line: "Well, we're back in the car again". 3) He manages to survive getting nailed by 10,000 volts. He also did a cool bit where he flew backwards and landed perfectly into the hand of Grant (Mr Grant, btw, you should take up goalkeeping). 4) Then, little Timmy manages to avoid getting killed in a kitch...
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Quarantine Movie: 21 Bridges

When you are battered over and over again about a killer disease, you want some escapism: And that's what '21 Bridges' gives you. The premise is simple: Two guys break into a drug storage facility, where they are there to steal 3kg worth of coke (to those not au fait with that sort of thing, that's a lot of blow). It turns out to be a lot more than that. Three cops show up to the reported break-in. A shoot-em-up happens, and then after more policemen are shot - bringing the total to 8 -, Andre Davis ('Black Panther''s Chadwick Boseman) and Frankie Burns (Sienna Miller) team up to find the killers before they escape Manhattan. Hence the name '21 Bridges' - the NYPD close up Manhattan. " We got twenty-one bridges in and out of Manhattan. Shut them down. Three rivers. Close them. Four tunnels. Block them. Stop every train and loop the subways. Then we flood the island with blue," says Boseman. We are immediately on the edge of our s...
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Quarantine Movie: Varsity Blues

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"West Canaan. Sex and football. That's all there is...."  Varsity Blues is your typical football movie. High school quarterback. Comes from nowhere. Nasty coach. Team comes from the blue. Last-second heroics. Super-hot high school girls. Drinking. The town cares about nothing else. Texas. James Van Der Beek's Moxon, the quarterback who's come from nowhere to lead the team, on the back of former QB (the late Paul Walker)'s injury. All he really wants to do is sit on the sidelines, read novels behind playbooks, and revise to go to Brown University. He's got some friends, which include his idiot wide receiver friend Tweeter (Scott Caan), and most of all, his obese friend Billy Bob (the late Ron Lester), who spends most of his time chugging things, be it beer, whiskey and, er, maple syrup. If you've already seen this then read on....if you haven't....look away. THE GREAT BITS We loved Mox's brother, who's 'spiritual...
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WATCHING IT AGAIN (IN ENGLISH): The King Of New York

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The last time I watched King Of New York was on skiing holiday in Austria. Maybe about 10 years ago, if not more. I watched the ultraviolence and drug-taking entralled. And not able to understand a damned thing: I watched in German. This time, in an effort to get away from all things virus-related, I decided to watch Christopher Walken as drug lord Frank White, who is released from jail to find out that all his cocaine business has been taken by other people. His mission is to wipe out the competition and give the proceeds to a poor hospital. We don't know if this is entirely magnanimous, or he's doing it for himself ("I want to be Mayor of New York.....he thinks I'm joking". Anyway, he's trying to raise $16 million for a hospital that's been cut because of budget cuts. His crew is the much-dancing Jimmy (Larry Fishburne) as well as Test Tube (Steve Buscemi in not a tiny (HINT: HE TESTS COCAINE)) as well as his motley crew of degenerates. ...
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